twink-182:

terraforce:

wizcoylifa:

are people in wheelchairs allowed to do stand up comedy?

No

honk honk

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Reblog if you did not know that Usher fought in the Vietnam War

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

hanksypanky:

name ten things that aren’t skrillex

redsuspenders:

white privilege

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

reixben:

I read this in the voice he did. Hahahaha.

reixben:

I read this in the voice he did. Hahahaha.

(Source: doleary07)