are people in wheelchairs allowed to do stand up comedy?
No
honk honk
Reblog if you did not know that Usher fought in the Vietnam War
Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida
name ten things that aren’t skrillex
(Source: elephant-in-a-boa-constrictor)
white privilege
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat